A review of reviews...
Well. its nice to see an Author who pays attention to their reviews...
Though, this isnt really much of a game now, is it?
You should have created a small boss battle after each of the reviews. Have it kinda in the style of Grindhouse, with the voiceover and stuff.
Overall; no gameplay whatsoever is a problem. But as i said, least you take the time to respond to the reviews.